To the tagger who posed as me on Shazila's blog:

Congratulations. That was quite a good impersonation of me, I must admit. You seem to realise that I tend to call my friends "darling" and you've even got the way I use my punctuation down pat. But one thing you didn't realise is how close me and Shazila are. Did Shazila fall for it? Nosirree. Because Shazila knows that I heart her and I know that she hearts me.

And give us credit please. After 2 years of friendship, surely you'd have expected a fierce loyalty to have already been firmly established? Don't waste your time because your pranks don't work here.


I bought me a new DVD player! It feels so good to spend your hard-earned moolah on unnecessary gadgets you buy on a crazy whim. I'm pretty sure I'll regret this tomorrow morning.

I'm in t210. I'm bummed out because I'm seperated from ALL my favourite people for next year. No Maria, no Yihan, no Syed, no Fiona. No one. OH BLOODY POO AND MOTHERFUCKEN DONKEY BALLS! Is anybody else in t210?? If there's no one that I remotely like in the new class, I'm going to quit mass comm, throw away all my short skirts, wear "no fear" tees and become an Engineering student. No wait. Even better, I'll keep my short skirts, apply make-up that is an inch thick, rebond my hair, cuss loudly in Malay and become an Engineering minah.

Hoo-bleedin-ray.